Sunday, April 27, 2014

I'm Every Woman

I have made a recent discovery.

My current flirtability level ranks fairly even with men of most demographics. I can put 20-year-old bros under a spell to make them believe I'm a hip and sexy 25-year-old. Older (and I mean, waaaaay out of my dating range) men give me attention and treat me like a mature 30-year-old. A handsome man in a suit, a few years my senior, will give not one but two double takes at the local food co-op. And the earthy men growing the produce to sell at the farmers market? Yes, they love me, too.  

So what will I do with this new found discovery? Oh, you better believe I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth!