Monday, January 6, 2014

The Deep Freeze

The good news is that I was not murdered last night at the house of a stranger I met online. In fact, the entire evening was a pleasant affair.

Which brings me to the bad news. I have a serious case of cold feet. A serious case. I left Marathon Man's house with toasty warm toes and plans to see him again, but by the time I stepped in my apartment, my feet started icing up and have stayed frozen. As in, I am nearing the point of eye rolls when I receive a text from him. And eye-rolling is one of the most severe symptoms of not having a crush on someone.

At this point, I am trying to address my cold feet concerns by not thinking about it. And flirting with other men. And having secret, little crushes on other men. And giggling like a schoolgirl about it. And making sustained, sexy eye contact with attractive men. And listening to One Direction.

It hasn't helped the cold feet, but it's warmin' my heart!


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